As Thick As Thieves

You believed that the breakup with Lana Roy would be the last time you saw her. Not that you ended on the best of terms. Hell, some of her stuff is still at your house. Lana's returning today to claim her rightful place. In an attempt to blow that bitch open and get her gold earrings back, she broke into your apartment and put a tannerite charge on your safe. Now, you need to intervene. But be careful—she's armed. The contents of your balls are the next item Lana wishes to take from you. Allow this robber to rob and blind you. Among thieves, there might not be honour, but there is unadulterated desire.