There is a code of conduct when it comes to friendships, much as when you're on a pirate ship. First article: Don't make out with your friend's girlfriend. Captain Sparrow, you've heard Will and Elizabeth discussing a common dream in which Ms. Swann fucks Will while blindfolded. It seems like a good chance, don't you think? You broke through Elizabeth's doorway and stole into her room today. When she first meets you, Jack, she believes she's finally going to get her wish with Will, but when she puts your dick in her mouth, she finds out that the big-dicked bandit is actually you. However, something unexpected happens, and she concludes that stopping is not an option. Even though you disregarded the friendship code, it's still more like rules. Feel free to insert your penis into the Caribbean's wettest port. You're the greatest pirate we've ever seen, no question about it.