Like every other guy, I'm obsessed with Jamie Michelle's vids. To be honest, I think her vids are better than everyone else's. Because I adore her videos, I persuaded her to come over to my house tonight so I could fulfill my dream of being a casting couch director and she could play the role of the next big thing, someone who will stop at nothing to succeed. I can say with confidence that she will be receiving follow-up calls following her performance tonight.