El Dorado. The stories are real. What a location. Thanks to the spicy local food, Chel, you and your friend Miguel have finally arrived after a hard journey from Spain. She's actually proven to be a skilled con artist herself; her use of the armadillo to rig the baseball game was brilliant. It's time to return to Spain with your gold now, but not before you make a plan to divide it up. Not only is Chel after the gold, but she also wants to know what's inside your pants. Give it to her. It will be worth it even though this curvaceous beauty tries to screw and swindle you out of your fair portion of the gold. El Dorado Road? More like to the route to El Dorado.